Menu

Bitchin’ Kitchen
Featuring seasonal menu items and a variety of vegan/vegetarian options, our menu has something for everyone. Please let your server know of any allergies and we will try to accommodate you.

Vegan & Vegetarian Dishes

Hand Crafted Cocktails

Small Plates & Shareables

Finger Foods
Wings
Shio Koji marinade provides extra tenderness and flavor to our wings. Fried to perfection and tossed in your choice of sauce: Buffalo, Creamy Garlic, Blue-BQ, General Tso, Chipotle Aioli. (GF)
Fried Cauliflower
Beer battered tempura Cauliflower bites tossed in vegan friendly Buffalo, Creamy Garlic, Blue-BQ, General Tso, Chipotle (V, VG)
Crispy Fries
House made fried to perfection with our very own catsup (V, VG, GF)
Onion Rings
Beer battered Tempura with our very own catsup (V, VG)
Bavarian Pretzel
Hot pretzels. Served with mustard. (VG)
Side of Beer Cheese
A combination of cheddar, swiss, mozzarella, and mascarpone melted along with our beer. For dipping: pretzels, french fries, onion rings, your fingers (we won't judge!). (VG)
Salads
Add Chicken or Falafel to your salad
Seasonal Salad
Seasonal greens served with seasonal veggies and dressing. Ask server for details. (V, VG, GF)
Kale Salad
Sautéed kale, pickled onion, roasted radishes, cashews, and chickpeas with a creamy garlic dressing (V, VG, GF)
Pizza Frites
Traditional
House fermented tomato sauce, basil pesto, fresh mozzarella (V, VG)
Mushroom
Crispy roasted mushrooms, creamy garlic sauce, fermented tomato sauce and sautéed kale (V, VG)
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Pulled chicken, buffalo sauce, homemade creamy garlic sauce and ranch.
Tacos
Served on a corn tortilla with a side of beans.
Beef Birria
Slow braised beef tacos, Oaxaca cheese with consommé to dip (GF)
Chicken Birria
Chicken tacos, Oaxaca cheese with consommé to dip (GF)
Vegan Birria
Chickpeas with crispy mushrooms cashew sauce with consommé to dip (V, VG, GF))
Sliders and Fries
All sliders are served on House Bun. 2 sliders per order. Served with crispy fries.
House Burger
House ground patty, lettuce, choice of cheese (cheddar, swiss, mozzarella, gruyere) with house made bacon jam
Fried Chicken
Shio Koji marinated chicken, dipped in beer tempura batter. Served with house pickles and chipotle aioli.
Falafel Gyro
Falafel, with sautéed mixed greens, cucumbers, house made creamy garlic, pickled cabbage. (V, VG)
Dessert & coffee
Desserts will vary weekly. Ask Server about this week's dessert.
French Press Coffee: 20 oz. or 33 oz. French press coffee from Pretty Bird Coffee (Yardley).
SYMBOL LEGEND:
V = Vegan, VG = Vegetarian, GF = Gluten Free

Fresh Beer & Guest Taps - On Tap
Bitchin’ Kitten Brewery features rotating taps of fresh handcrafted ales and lagers in our tap room. There’s always something brewin’ at BKB, so check in often to see our latest tasty beers!
CURRENTLY ON TAP (BREWED IN HOUSE)
Sourpuss (1st Place Winner - Breweries in PA Reader's Choice for Sours!)
Sour- 5% ABV
Pucker up, Buttercup! Sourpuss is a refreshing sour ale with a golden color, pleasing tartness and hints of stone fruit. So get down with your best frown and show us your sourpuss.
Snowcat
Winter Warmer Ale with Spices - 7% ABV
Snuggle up on the cold winter nights with a Snowcat! Our winter warmer ale has a malty flavor with notes of biscuit and all of the holiday spices you love; cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and allspice. So stoke the fireplace, find your favorite spot on the couch and cozy up to a Snowcat.
Gentlemen Prefer Kotê (on tap Friday 3/17/23)
Czech Blonde Pilsner - 6% ABV
Real gentlemen do prefer blondes.. and kotê (pronounced “coat-che”). That’s Czech for kitten. Enjoy this stunning blonde Czech style pilsner brewed with Hallertauer Mittelfrüh hops to provide that authentic Old World Flavor! Raise a pint and cheer “Na zdravi”!
Honest Abe's Tabby
Golden Ale - 6% ABV
Brewed in honor of the first president to bring kittens (Tabby and Dixie) into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, our American Ale sports a beautiful golden color with a gentle drinkability. Clean and refreshing, this is a go-to beer any time of the year.
CURRENTLY ON TAP (BREWED IN HOUSE)
StarCat
Belgian Blonde Ale - 5% ABV
Enjoy the celestial flavor that is Starcat! We used traditional Belgian yeast and fermented it low and slow at colder temperatures to produce an ale that is clean and crisp, but still has the fun flavors of Belgian beer.
A Pale of 2 Kitties
IPA- 6% ABV
Vive la révolution of hops! Enjoy this unique twist on IPAs with an impressive punch of hop bitterness from Simcoe, Warrior, Chinook, Columbus, Eureka and dry hopped with the elusive Falconer’s Flight! À votre santé!
Chief Mouser - #10 Downing Street
Extra Special Bitter (ESB)- 5% ABV
Chief Mouser is a richly flavored, medium-bodied traditional English style Extra Special Bitter (ESB). Don’t let the word “bitter” fool you! Our ESB showcases a delicate balance between malty goodness and mellow hop bitterness. Subtly earthy and herbal, it’s an English pub favorite!
GUEST TAP
Ship Bottom - Linvilla Orchard Hard Cider
Semi-Sweet Cider - 5.5% ABV
Made with a mix of freshly pressed Pennsylvania apples, that makes a crips, semi-sweet cider. Gluten free and no excessive sweeteners added.
Cocktails and Shooters
Seasonal Cocktails
Cat Café
Coffee liqueur, vodka, cold Pretty Bird French press coffee, cream.
Hot Tabby
Whiskey, hot black tea, lemon juice & honey garnished with a lemon. Served in a mug.
Winter Cranberry Meow-ga-rita
Cranberry Juice, Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup garnished with a sugar rim and cranberries.
Grumpy Cat
Jalapeno, blood orange whiskey sour.
Giddy Kitty
Raspberry, lime, mint gin martini
Bloody Claw (M)
Featuring bourbon, grapefruit juice and a touch of honey syrup.
Catmopolitan
A classic Vodka cocktail with Triple Sec, lime and cranberry juice that will tickle your whiskers!
Shadow's Ghost
Our take on the classic White Russian; the drink that spawned the original Bitchin’ Kitten named Shadow!
Hemingway’s Porch Rocker (M)
Rum, pineapple and cranberry juice are mixed with a splash of coconut milk to create the perfect drink for hanging out on the porch with your kitties!
Chat Noir
Our take on the dark & stormy. Dark rum, ginger beer and lime.
Scratching Post (M)
A sweet and satisfying cocktail featuring Vodka shaken with Banana Crème Liqueur and Pineapple Juice.
Fuego Gato (M)
A classic Margarita with a touch of Strawberry Hot Sauce helps marry sweet and spicy in a perfect blend. (Available without Hot Sauce)
Whisker Sour
Our take on a whiskey sour.
OO7 (aka Mr. Bigglesworth)
Orange Vodka, orange juice and lemon-lime soda all mixed into a fun shot.
Grape Juice
Vodka, grape and cranberry juices makes this a tasty shot.
Cat-A-Tonic
Our take on the classic gin and tonic.
*** Items marked with an M can be made as a Mocktail.
Wine
ALL WINE FROM CROSSING VINEYARDS, EXCEPT NISSLEY KISS
Sangria
Natural citrus flavors infuse this rich red wine, creating a lively and complex fruit punch with a kick! Great for a unique aperitif.
Cabernet Sauvignon
Barrel-aged in French and Pennsylvania oak, this dry and delicate Cabernet Sauvignon has lingering flavors of ripe berry with a hint of anise.
Riesling
This semi-dry wine is bright and refreshing with floral highlights and flavors of ripe, tropical fruit with an aromatic, slightly spicy finish.
Chardonnay
This elegant European-style Chardonnay is fresh, well-balanced with fruity hints of apples and pears, a floral nose and a lingering butterscotch finish.
Pinot Grigio
This refreshing white wine is light-bodied, with pear and citrus flavors, medium acidity and a crisp finish.
Chocolate Cherry Truffle
This full-flavored Port-style wine has a complex aroma of dark chocolate mingled with notes of black cherry, ripe plum and toasted oak. On the palate the taste is rich and sweet, with a satisfying, warm finish. This wine is "dessert in a bottle," the perfect complement to a great meal. Try it at room temperature and lightly chilled: you will not believe your tastebuds!
Nissley Kiss
Kiss is a delicious semi-sweet and effervescent wine with all natural flavors. Each can contains 2 servings. 8% ABV. Peach, Strawberry, Apple or Blueberry.